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An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
Aphorisms and Epigrams
Oscar Levant

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Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Loneliness
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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Happiness
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I once said cynically of a politician, Hell double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Uncategorised
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I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Selfishness
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It's not what your are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
Regret
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Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
Indecision
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Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Indecision
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Psychiatry
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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
Hollywood
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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Pride
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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Insanity
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Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Character
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Pride
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun