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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Stress
Lily Tomlin

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I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
Detail
Lily Tomlin

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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Love
Lily Tomlin

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If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
Truth
Lily Tomlin

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Language
Lily Tomlin

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Reality
Lily Tomlin

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Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Life and Living
Lily Tomlin

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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Success
Lily Tomlin

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
Job
Lily Tomlin

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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
Unity
Lily Tomlin

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We're all in this alone.
Loneliness
Lily Tomlin

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Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
Prayer
Lily Tomlin

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun