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I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
Wives
Henny Youngman

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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o clock.
Money
Henny Youngman

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If your going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for in the morning, sleep late.
Regret
Henny Youngman

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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Love
Henny Youngman

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun