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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Marriage
Jackie Mason

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Money
Jackie Mason

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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Victory
Jackie Mason

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun