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If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of a harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule.
Prostitution
D. H. Lawrence

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Towns oftener swamp one than carry one out onto the big ocean of life.
Cities and City Life
D. H. Lawrence

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The losses as well as the prizes must be drawn from the cheating lottery of life.
Gambling
Le Sage

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I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Insurance Agents
Stephen B. Leacock

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Life, we learn too late, is in the living, the tissue of every day and hour.
Life and Living
Stephen B. Leacock

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The difference between a helping hand and an outstretched palm is a twist of the wrist.
Service
Laurence Leamer

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Treat your customers like lifetime partners.
Customers
Michael Leboeuf

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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Beauty
Fran Lebowitz

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Food and Eating
Fran Lebowitz

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Dogs
Fran Lebowitz

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If you're going to America, bring your own food.
Food and Eating
Fran Lebowitz

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Life is something you do when you can't get to sleep.
Life and Living
Fran Lebowitz

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Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
Progress
Stanislaw J. Lec

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People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Life and Living
Stanislaw J. Lec

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In this loveless everyday life eroticism is a substitute for love.
Eroticism
Henri Lefebvre

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I must respect the opinions of others even if I disagree with them.
Respectability
Herbert Henry Lehman

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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
Communication
Tom Lehrer

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Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
Life and Living
Tom Lehrer

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If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Confusion
Larry Leissner

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.
Age and Aging
Prue Leith

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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Golf
Jack Lemmon

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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
Exercise
Abe Lemons

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If I don't practice the way I should, then I won't play the way that I know I can.
Practice
Ivan Lendl

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Communism is Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country.
Communism and Socialism
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

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Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans.
Life and Living
John Lennon

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun