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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Death and Dying
Woody Allen

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Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Life and Living
Woody Allen

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Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.
Body
Woody Allen

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Marriage is the death of hope.
Marriage
Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
Death and Dying
Woody Allen

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Sex
Woody Allen

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The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
Marriage
Woody Allen

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Reason
Woody Allen

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There is no time of life past learning something.
Learning
St. Ambrose

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A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.
Liberals
American Proverb

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Always count the cost.
Caution
American Proverb

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In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, oh, the cheating that goes on.
Business
American Proverb

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Of two evils, it is always best to vote for the least hypocritical.
Evil
American Proverb

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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.
Praise
American Proverb

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The cemeteries are filled with people who thought the world couldn't get along without them.
Cemeteries
American Proverb

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The early bird gets the worm.
Action
American Proverb

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The love of evil is the root of all money.
Evil
American Proverb

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The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell.
Books - Reading
American Proverb

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The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.
Elections
American Proverb

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The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.
Work
American Proverb

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The wicked work harder to preach hell than the righteous do to get to heaven.
Hypocrisy
American Proverb

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There are three things that can destroy a preacher, the glory, the gold, and the girls.
Preachers and Preaching
American Proverb

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You must not enthrone ignorance just because there is much of it.
Ignorance
American Proverb

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An error is the more dangerous in proportion to the degree of truth which it contains.
Mistakes
Henri Frederic Amiel

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Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more.
Analysis
Henri Frederic Amiel

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun