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It is better to rise from life as from a banquet -- neither thirsty nor drunken.
Moderation
Aristotle

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It's best to rise from life like a banquet, neither thirsty or drunken.
Moderation
Aristotle

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The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Alben W. Barkley

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Any established village; could afford a town drunkard, a town atheist, and a few Democrats.
Politicians and Politics
Denis E. Brogan

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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Sir Richard Burton

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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Lord Byron

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She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
Wives
Caecilius

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My country wrong or right, is like saying my mother, drunk or sober.
Patriotism
Gilbert K. Chesterton

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I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Winston Churchill

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The eloquent man is he who is no eloquent speaker, but who is inwardly drunk with a certain belief.
Eloquence
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Epictetus

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Ernest Hemingway

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As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks.
Critics and Criticism
Clive James

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If merely feeling good could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
William James

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A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Samuel Johnson

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He used statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts; for support rather than illumination.
Statistics
Andrew Lang

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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Joe E. Lewis

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It pays to get drunk with the best people.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Joe E. Lewis

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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
Opera
Hannah More

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Children and drunks always speak the truth.
Children
Proverb

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There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
Doctors
Francois Rabelais

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Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Bertrand Russell

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Nothing equals the joy of the drinker, except the joy of the wine in being drunk.
Wine
French Saying

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Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
Alcohol and Alcoholism
Seneca

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Passion is the drunkenness of the mind.
Passion
Bishop Robert South

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun