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I think every woman's entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
Husbands
Adela Rogers St. Johns

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Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.
Marriage
Erica Jong

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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Marriage
Martin Luther

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The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
Husbands
Shirley Maclaine

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Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Husbands
H. L. Mencken

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Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Adultery
Marilyn Monroe

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage
Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

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I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]
Widowhood
Roseanne

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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Husbands
Helen Rowland

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Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Trust
Helen Rowland

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A little in drink, but at all times your faithful husband.
Husbands
Sir Richard Steele

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An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
Wives
Booth Tarkington

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A perfect wife is one who helps her husband with the dishes.
Wives
Source Unknown

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A woman never knows what she really wants until she fins out what her husband cannot afford.
Desire
Source Unknown

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A woman's work is never done, especially the part she asks her husband to do.
Work
Source Unknown

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Intuition is what tells a wife her husband has done wrong before he thinks of doing it.
Intuition
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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marriage
Source Unknown

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The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Surprises
Voltaire

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The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
Husbands
Oscar Wilde

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They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.
Husbands
Oscar Wilde

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