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166 quotes (Page 5 of 7 pages)Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
Marriage
John Lyly
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Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.
Marriage
Richard Ford
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Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.
Marriage
Anna Nicole Smith
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Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard.
Marriage
Proverb
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Matrimony is the high sea for which no compass has yet to be invented.
Marriage
Heinrich Heine
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Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.
Marriage
Karl Kraus
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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
Marriage
Oscar Wilde
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Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.
Marriage
Alexis Dupuy
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My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met!
Marriage
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.
Marriage
Mal Pancoast
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Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he'll end up hating you.
Marriage
Jill Bennett
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Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
Marriage
Scottish Proverb
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No man was ever shot by his wife while doing the dishes.
Marriage
Source Unknown
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Once you are married, there is nothing for you, not even suicide, but to be good.
Marriage
Robert Louis Stevenson
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One fool at least in every married couple.
Marriage
Henry Fielding
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One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Marriage
Benjamin Franklin
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One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
Marriage
Groucho Marx
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One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
Marriage
Robert Burton
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Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone.
Marriage
Jean Jacques Rousseau
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Polygamy is an endeavor to get more out of life than there is in it.
Marriage
Elbert Hubbard
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Quarrels are the dowry which married folk bring one another.
Marriage
Ovid
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Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.
Marriage
John Lennon
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She is a wife who is the soul of her husband.
Marriage
Hitopadesa
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Successful marriage is always a triangle: a man, a woman, and God.
Marriage
Cecil Myers
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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Marriage
Bill Cosby
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun