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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Death and Dying
Johnny Carson

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Life and Living
Johnny Carson

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Marriage
Johnny Carson

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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Success
Johnny Carson

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Cities and City Life
Johnny Carson

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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
Money
Johnny Carson

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun