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A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball.
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Lionel Strachey

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A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
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Joseph Conrad

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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
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George Eliot

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A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
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Don Herold

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A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
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Horace

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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
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Fredrich

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A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
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Shirley Maclaine

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A poor joke must invent its own laughter.
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Latin Proverb

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A rich man's joke is always funny.
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Thomas Edward Brown

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Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
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Harry S Truman

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Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
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William E. Rothschild

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As a person is so must you humor them.
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Terence

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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Phyllis Diller

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By blood a king, in heart a clown.
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Lord Alfred Tennyson

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Steve Martin

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Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
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Johann Georg Zimmermann

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Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
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Carol Burnett

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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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Peter Ustinov

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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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Gilbert Seldes

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Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
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Steve Martin

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Even the gods love jokes.
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Plato

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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Will Rogers

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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
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Laurence Sterne

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Fortune and humor govern the world.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
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Flip Wilson

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