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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
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William M. Thackeray

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Good humor isn't a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.
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David Seabury

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Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore.
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Malcolm Muggeridge

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Humor -- the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
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Source Unknown

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Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.
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Source Unknown

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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
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Dick Clark

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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
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Roman Gary

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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Edward De Bono

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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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James Thurber

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Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Mel Brooks

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Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
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Langston Hughes

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Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
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Leo Rosten

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I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
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Samuel Johnson

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I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.
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Lord Nelson

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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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Edward Albee

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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
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Andy Warhol

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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
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Mahatma Gandhi

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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
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Abraham Lincoln

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If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.
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Nicol Williamson

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In the end, everything is a gag.
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Charlie Chaplin

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Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
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Source Unknown

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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.
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Lord Shaftesbury

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It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humor.
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W. Somerset Maugham

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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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Mae West

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Levity is often less foolish and gravity less wise than each of them appears.
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Charles Caleb Colton

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