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Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner.
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John Updike

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God invented concubinage, Satan marriage.
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Francis Picabia

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Grief walks upon the heels of pleasure; married in haste, we repent at leisure.
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William Congreve

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Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
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Jane Austen

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He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
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Source Unknown

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He who marries for money earns it.
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Yiddish Proverb

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Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
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Andrew Jackson

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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Sam Kinison

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I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.
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Mahatma Gandhi

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I hate work. That's why I got married.
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Peg Bundy

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I married beneath me. All women do.
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Lady Nancy Astor

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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
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Barbara Bush

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I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late.
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Max Kauffman

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I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
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Shelley Winters

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I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.
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Elizabeth I

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I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them.
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Dr. James C. Dobson

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I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.
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Susan Vass

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I've been married three times -- and each time I married the right person.
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Margaret Mead

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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
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Noel Coward

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If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.
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Gary Smalley

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If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself.
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H. L. Mencken

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If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
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Source Unknown

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If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
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Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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Johnny Carson

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