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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Family
Stella Benson

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Politicians and Politics
Henry Cate

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In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Jokes and Jokers
Frank Dane

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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Humor
George Eliot

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
God
Robert Frost

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He that jokes confesses.
Confession
Italian Proverb

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Jokes are grievances.
Jokes and Jokers
Marshall Mcluhan

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Even the gods love jokes.
Humor
Plato

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Government
Will Rogers

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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Politicians and Politics
Will Rogers

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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Humor
Laurence Sterne

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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
Loyalty
Source Unknown

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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman.
Jokes and Jokers
Carey Williams

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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Philosophers and Philosophy
Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
[ Research ] Wernher Von Braun